the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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