wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then he peed in my hair
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