just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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