Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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