i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I need moral support for this bender
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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