Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
