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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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