Whod you bang
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just want nice things and good sex
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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