He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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