If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
