We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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