Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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