how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
this will be a night to untag.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
whose parrot is this?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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