Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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