Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
