he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I don't deserve a penis
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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