you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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