When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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