What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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