i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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