brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
