return my video game
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
