he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
