got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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