I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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