I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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