She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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