Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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