My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
