When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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