idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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