Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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