ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I will die if light touches me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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