After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
