its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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