I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Even my vagina gasped.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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