I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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