I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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