Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i now understand why vodka
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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