Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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