my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
its liver damage thursday
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