He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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