I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
