Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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