Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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