DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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