I showed him my bush... on skype.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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