I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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