why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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