i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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