you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
