Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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